Well now that I have finished exersizing, chatting on Meez, reading 12 books of the Bible, making out with my hot hubby, and baking my Ultamate Asstounding bread, I have a minute to tell you about my adventure yesterday! Yesterday I was watching a lovely rattlesnake slithering through Baby Girl's room and it was absoluetly amazing and beautiful! The rattles made a lovely sound, like marracas, that rattlesnake was praising the Lord with his built-in instraments! Baby Girl and I got really exited and started dancing around and having a praise party with the rattlesnake right there in her bedroom! We were realy hopping! Unfortunetly, I think we may have scared the snake, because it suddenly bit me. But don't worry! Rattlesnake bites are not nearly as dangerous as people think they are, and are treatable at home. ;)
Here are the steps for treating a rattlesnake wound:
(1) Pour boilling water over the bite to kill bacteria.
(2) Make a paste by mixing homemade yoghurt, my Ultamate Asstounding bread crumbs (be sure to use my recipe and not a substitute), and homemade buttermilk together, then rub that into the wound. It will break down the poisen protiens!
There is no need to go to the doctor because doctors are just money hungry phonies and most of them are undercover Catholics working for the vatacan, so don't be fooled ladies.
Have a blessed day! :)