Well, a few weeks ago I blogged about how we were thinking about it, and we have finally taken the plunge. :) (See that blog entry here.) Today me and Derik started the First Evar Meez Cyber Church! Halleluyah! It was a wunderfull, beautifull and lovely servase. Together with other True Christian brothers and sisters (there are probly only about 20 totel in the world), we all prayzed the Lord and danced to real Christian muzic and heard good olde fashuned KJV-only preaching! Now adaze, there is just no reason to go out into the world and take a chance of getting contaminated by worldly, discusting, heathans and catholics that may be invading your church. Meez church is much, much better and holesome. Church is not a building - remembar ladies, having church servace in a building is a tradishen of man. People who think they have to meet in a building for church are legalists, but True Christians are doctrinists. Another tradishun of man is taking communion - no need to worry about that pagan practice corrupting Meez Cyber Church! However, you can eat braekfast while watching the cyber paster!
Derik and me have paved the way for the future. ;) Hear are a few other advanteges of Meez Cyber Church. Most importently, we can pick out the sermans ourselfs, making sure the pastor who preaches totelly agrees with our doctrine, because thanks be to God we have the Holey Spirat and know the Truth. And, if the pastor gets off coarse or quotes from a Bible besides the 1611 KJV, we can turn him off imedietely and just get another one! That's the most imporent. Some other nice things - you don't have to worry about parking, and you don't have to get dressed up. I just stayed in my pajamas all day, but my Meez character dressed up! ;) Plus, you can bring your own snakes!
Have a blessed day - unless you're Catholoc. If you are, come out of her now and come to my true biblicle KJV Only First Ever Meez Cyber Church.
~The Apostle/Deaconess Mandy :)