Friday, June 27, 2008

My Famous Baked Salmon Receipe


Many of you have asked for my Baked Salmon receipe. It is realy easy and vary healthy and delishous. ;)


- 1 can pink salmon (14.75 oz.)

- 1 tsp. natural organic Walmart sea salt

- 1/4 tsp. organic freshly ground pepper

- 1 organic virgen garlic clove, minced


1. Get out a baking pan.

2. Heat oven to 350 degrees.

3. Get out a bowl.

4. Get out a spoon.

5. Mix salmon, salt, pepper, and garlic in the bowl that I just told you to get out, with the spoon I told you to get out.

6. Spoon mixture into the baking pan I told you to get out.

7. Place the baking pan with the salmon mixture in the oven.

8. Close the oven door.

9. Set the timer for 15 minutes.

10. Get out an oven mitt.

11. When the timer rings, use the oven mitt to get the salmon out of the oven.

12. Enjoy! :) This salmon is great with my Sensual Salad, Perfect Potatoes, Nifty Noodles, Resplendent Rice and Ultimate Asstounding Bread as side dishes. :)


joni said...

You are hilarious? How do you come up with this stuff? You forgot to say--eat this on your comfy couch.

Anonymous said...


joni said...

You have thought of everything. Your picture is a riot. You do not miss a beat. I loved the play by play cooking instructions. Candy writes her instructions/recipes as if we are 5 years old.

Maggii said...

oh no no no...not the comfy couch ...the amazing burka lounger!!!

kritterc said...

I'm sorry - but your salmon looks like refried beans!!

RudyBug said...

Hilarious! I was laughing out loud.

candyisascrazyasitgets said...

or new recliner.

Carolyn said...

Oh Mandy, this looks delish. Could you post instructions on how to get the salmon out of the can? I want to make this for dinner tonight. Do you think I could substitute Food Club salt for the organic sea salt? I wouldn't want to risk changing the flavor of your yummy dish.

Carolyn said...

Oh I forgot to ask... Can I double this recipe? They're having a "bring a covered dish" to our church tomorrow and I want to have enough for everyone to taste.

All In A Day's Work said...

Too funny!!! Virgen garlic and sensual salad!!! ha ha ha ha ha..

sweepingthehome said...

Anyone guess what is in the picture? I may honor you with a special post if you do! (Hint: it's not refried beans.)

synchroswimr said...

Oh, man. I had never read her recipes because from her descriptions, they didn't sound too tasty, but I just read her mac and cheese recipe -- joni is so right! Wow. Talk about detailed directions (oh, I mean childish directions -- sounds like instructions my mom gave me when I was a kid!)

Is the picture of yams?

Anonymous said...

Cat food?

Me said...

oh i think it's cat food? or dog food?

sweepingthehome said...

Tia was the first to get it right....are you ready Tia? I've been working on a very special entry....