Who I Am
I'm sure all of you have an idea in you're head of who you think this Mandy Browner person is. I figure it is time to open up and be totelly honest hear.
1. I am a True Christian. I stress this fact a lot, because I really am, I have the Holey Spirit and He reveels the Whole Truth threw my lovely, leather-bound, 1611 KJV Bible. You can trust everything I tell you to be the whole, compleat, truthe.
2. I never write about negetive things becuase I'm just not a negetive person! I'm ALWAYS vary happy, and full of loveliness and joy. Becauze of this, my face radiates happyness all the time, and it's not really something I can help! My secret is that I'm a True Christian - not pagen or athiest, or God forbid, Catholock. Nothing can get me down, nothing, absolutely nothing! People are always asking me, "Mandy, why are you always smiling?" I can feel my adorable smile broaden as I explain to them that it's my True Christianety shining threw, with the help of the Holey Spirut of coarse. Then I whip out a Jack Chick tract and one of my handy, dandy purse-size KJV Bibles (which has my buzienuss card with my name and blog address taped inside), give this to them as a free gift, and tell them they too can become just like me. The way thay gaze back at me with admiration and speechlessness just fills my heart with more joy. I just love being a witness for Christ every day, don't you?
3. Yes, I am "dresses only." And oh yes it's true, I have a vary curvy, sexy body. When one works out for 6 hours every day, and that's just what happans! ;-) (We must, we must...) Of coarse, the Holey Spirat has reveeled to me that I don't have to hide my sexy curves, therefore it's ok for me to ware beautiful dresses that show off my tite ass and perky brests. As long as I'm not waring pants, which are a man's artecal of clothing, then it's ok. And as long as the dress is 2.28 inches below my knees, and I am not showing more than 1.77 inches of cleavege, the Holey Spirut is cool with it.
4. I exercise in the nude. Yes, you read that right - but it's in MY HOME, so what's the problem? I lock my older kids up in their room with a list of chores to keap them buzy, and put Baby Girl in the playpen wear she can't see me, so WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? I don't know why everybody is always critisizing me for this. :-? Besides, it's much more ecanomical, I don't have to buy exersize clothes, and there's no extra laundry. In fact, Christien women who exercise in speshal clothes really should question rather they are spending their hardworking hubby's money vary wiesley. :=?
5. I don't believe that you have to be "dresses only" to be saved - the only thing that can keap you out of the Kingdom of Heavan is being Catholock. Or, not beleaving in a 6-day creation. Or, working outside the home. Or, listening to rock music (unless it's Tom Petty). Or not submitting to everything you're husband tells you to do (unless he is Catholock). Oh, and not reading the KJV Bible at least 3 hours a day. B ut, if you do these things, than you of coarse would have the Holey Spirat and hence be dresses only. ;-)
6. I believe the KJV is the only inerrant Word of God. Non-English speeking people might be doomed, but I've been praying vary hard that their not.
7. I LOVE to exercise, and that's why I'm so hot! :-)
8. I don't wear makeup because I'm so naterally beautifull, and I look exactly like Angelina Jolie when she's waring makeup. However, I have nothing against people who believe they need to wear makeup, and there are plenty out there who really nead it. Not many are blessed with nateral beauty, and if you nead to enhance what you've got, than please do so for the rest of us who have to look at you. ;-)
9. I do not publish negetive comments that disagree with me because they are incorrect.
10. I am an easygoing person who laughs and jokes and cuts up ALOT. I am really sooooo much fun and cute, if only you could meat me in real life, you would just have the time of you're life. I mean, I really really REALLY am fun and cute!!! I love to joke around, and my husband and my kids just call me adorable all the time, and if I had any real life friends, thay would say the same thing! I'm such a goof! Really! I am full of laughter and energy, really! I really really REALLY want you to beleave this! :-D
11. As much fun as I am, I DO NOT play manipulatien or mind games. If you try to tell me that something I say on MY blog is wrong, we both already know who the liar and manipulater is and its not me, so I will immidietly ban you from my blog! ;-)
12. My house isn't always perfect and neat. Sometimes, I leave a glass in the sink, I may forget to fluff the couch pillows, or Baby Girl may leave her book on the floor. Of coarse, I refuse to let these types of horable messes take over my life, and I get things back to order right away!
Showing posts with label Catholic. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Catholic. Show all posts
Friday, August 22, 2008
Friday, August 1, 2008
Hi Dessert
I received and read the comment, because I nevar make mistakes. I didn't answer it, or read the ~whole~ thing, as it was just rediculous.
:-?
I mean, of coarse it is a sin for you to go to the Burning Men festivel. You are obviasly an ignorent Catholoc happely on your way to hell to evan mention that pagan crap on my lovely blog. It is impossable for you to have a pure mind, because you're mind was already in the gutter to begin with for evan ASKING me about it. The only thing I've been preying about that has to do with you, is that you get yourself a 1611 KJV Bible and start reading it because you are lost and hellbound. :-( If you are board with you're life that is also because you are Catholoc. In fact, the reason you're whole life is such a failure and not perfect like mine is because of you're sin of being Catholoc.
And hear is a speshal announcemant. I just can't keep this in the comment sexion, it is two importent. :)
For all you hellbound heathens and Catholocs out there who have nothing bettar to do with you're time, you might be intrested to know that True Christian, Catholoc Basher Joann has a Brand New Blog and would like you to cum by and leave vial and discusting comments for her! She absalutely loves the attenshion. She shut down her old blog and made it privite to keep you damn Catholocs away, but after a weak or so she got loanly and made a point of coming back and telling us about it on Sweeping the Home. Wasn't that thoughtfull? It makes me feal so speshal that she just can't keap away from my blog. :) Joann, I due hope you can become as tite-assed, intellegent, and Christien as me someday, but remember that goal is just too high for most people. But don't worry, God still loves you. He only realy hates the Catholocs. ;)
Have a blessed day. :-)
:-?
I mean, of coarse it is a sin for you to go to the Burning Men festivel. You are obviasly an ignorent Catholoc happely on your way to hell to evan mention that pagan crap on my lovely blog. It is impossable for you to have a pure mind, because you're mind was already in the gutter to begin with for evan ASKING me about it. The only thing I've been preying about that has to do with you, is that you get yourself a 1611 KJV Bible and start reading it because you are lost and hellbound. :-( If you are board with you're life that is also because you are Catholoc. In fact, the reason you're whole life is such a failure and not perfect like mine is because of you're sin of being Catholoc.
And hear is a speshal announcemant. I just can't keep this in the comment sexion, it is two importent. :)
For all you hellbound heathens and Catholocs out there who have nothing bettar to do with you're time, you might be intrested to know that True Christian, Catholoc Basher Joann has a Brand New Blog and would like you to cum by and leave vial and discusting comments for her! She absalutely loves the attenshion. She shut down her old blog and made it privite to keep you damn Catholocs away, but after a weak or so she got loanly and made a point of coming back and telling us about it on Sweeping the Home. Wasn't that thoughtfull? It makes me feal so speshal that she just can't keap away from my blog. :) Joann, I due hope you can become as tite-assed, intellegent, and Christien as me someday, but remember that goal is just too high for most people. But don't worry, God still loves you. He only realy hates the Catholocs. ;)
Have a blessed day. :-)
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Tia, my own personel stalker
For anyone who has been reading my blog for evan a short time, you are undoutedly awaire that Tia regulerly sends me vile, discusting comments. I cannot even repete some of the awefull things she has seid to me. She has attacked my home making skills (obveously a singe of jealousy), my mothering skills, my Famuous Salmon, my luxuryous castle in which I abide, and the fact that my husband is a hot, adorible inventer/politicion that she wishes where her own. I feel sorry for her. She is sad and loanly. She has resently advised one of my dear readers to go out and do horable, detestible acts that no True Christian would ever do. :(
Tia, I realize that you try to come across as an athiest to get my attenshon, but I am two smart for you. I can tell you are Catholoc, and that you worship Mary. Nobody else would have such a potty mouth; I know how all you Catholocs curse and sin and do whatevar you want, because you think you can just go to confeshon the next day. :( That is wear you are wrong, Tia. You're Sol is going to burn in hell vary soon because of you're stuborness and unwillingness to here the truth.
Ladies, we nead to prey for Tia, that she would come out of the Whore of Babble-on and be a true, KJV-only, Bible-beleiveing, Holey-Spirit lead Christian, like me. It's so sad, because evan athiests have a bettar chanse at getting saved then Catholocs. :(
Now, to address the importent issue hear, which is my deer reader who was reaching out. Her name is KritterC, and she is a pour lost Catholoc, but I beleive she is reely, truely seaking. Since I have the gift of the Holey Spirit, I can tell when someone is being authentic, and I can tell you, she is. Obveously, our Lord has something vary speshial planed for her life, and He has sent me to be Salt and Light for her.
KritterC, what Amanda seid in her comment is so vary true. It is probly due to you're being Catholoc that caused your preshious, sweaty-pie hubby to die. :( That is God's punishment for you, for being a membar of the church of Satin. But sinse you are honastly seeking Him now, He will most definately send a Wander-Hubby almost as grate as mine you're way, I just know it. :)
Some tips:
1. Do not evar step inside a Catholoc church again. Find a true, Bible-beleiving, KJV-only Church and start attending THIS Sunday. Hear are some realy hopefull signes that you have found a True Church: (a) the Paster is jolly, overwait, and has an over-comb, (b) his wife plays the piano for worship and quire songs, and (c) thay home-school (because thay know public schools are eval) and have 4 kids or more - than that is a shure sign you are in the right place! :)
2. Spend lots of time at Meez PrayzParties, you nevar know when a handsome Christian fellow may come in looking for a wife. ;) ;) ;)
3. Loose that freaking waight by exsersising 6 hours a day like me. It is vary importent to be hot because men are visual creatchures, thay nead a hot body to look at. If your not hot, thay will just check out a young hot women like me. Beleive me, I know firsthand how painful it to be the object of men's gawking. :( Now, since you are so old, you have moore time then a young hot mommy like myself, I actually think you should be exsersicing for at least 8 hours a day. In fact, my advise is to just get up in the morning, start running, and don't stop until dinner time. :)
4. Send me your address and phone numbar because I have lots of wonderfull, Christian mail freinds who are looking for wives. :)
Tia, I realize that you try to come across as an athiest to get my attenshon, but I am two smart for you. I can tell you are Catholoc, and that you worship Mary. Nobody else would have such a potty mouth; I know how all you Catholocs curse and sin and do whatevar you want, because you think you can just go to confeshon the next day. :( That is wear you are wrong, Tia. You're Sol is going to burn in hell vary soon because of you're stuborness and unwillingness to here the truth.
Ladies, we nead to prey for Tia, that she would come out of the Whore of Babble-on and be a true, KJV-only, Bible-beleiveing, Holey-Spirit lead Christian, like me. It's so sad, because evan athiests have a bettar chanse at getting saved then Catholocs. :(
Now, to address the importent issue hear, which is my deer reader who was reaching out. Her name is KritterC, and she is a pour lost Catholoc, but I beleive she is reely, truely seaking. Since I have the gift of the Holey Spirit, I can tell when someone is being authentic, and I can tell you, she is. Obveously, our Lord has something vary speshial planed for her life, and He has sent me to be Salt and Light for her.
KritterC, what Amanda seid in her comment is so vary true. It is probly due to you're being Catholoc that caused your preshious, sweaty-pie hubby to die. :( That is God's punishment for you, for being a membar of the church of Satin. But sinse you are honastly seeking Him now, He will most definately send a Wander-Hubby almost as grate as mine you're way, I just know it. :)
Some tips:
1. Do not evar step inside a Catholoc church again. Find a true, Bible-beleiving, KJV-only Church and start attending THIS Sunday. Hear are some realy hopefull signes that you have found a True Church: (a) the Paster is jolly, overwait, and has an over-comb, (b) his wife plays the piano for worship and quire songs, and (c) thay home-school (because thay know public schools are eval) and have 4 kids or more - than that is a shure sign you are in the right place! :)
2. Spend lots of time at Meez PrayzParties, you nevar know when a handsome Christian fellow may come in looking for a wife. ;) ;) ;)
3. Loose that freaking waight by exsersising 6 hours a day like me. It is vary importent to be hot because men are visual creatchures, thay nead a hot body to look at. If your not hot, thay will just check out a young hot women like me. Beleive me, I know firsthand how painful it to be the object of men's gawking. :( Now, since you are so old, you have moore time then a young hot mommy like myself, I actually think you should be exsersicing for at least 8 hours a day. In fact, my advise is to just get up in the morning, start running, and don't stop until dinner time. :)
4. Send me your address and phone numbar because I have lots of wonderfull, Christian mail freinds who are looking for wives. :)
Sunday, July 13, 2008
Anti-Mandy Websites :(
Some lovely, true Christian, KJV-only ladies in long dresses alerted me to the fact that there are some anti-Mandy websites out there who like to spread vial and discusting rumers and lies about me. :( One such website can be found here:
http://fruitofthespiritg.blogspot.com/2008/07/blog-parodies-slander.html
WARNING: Just be careful ladies, it is a horable website, so don't open it while your preshous children are around. :(
Now I have some responses to this particular anti-Mandyite and all the others out there.
I feel that the catholic bloggers do this because they really believe the garbage they are being fed under the guise of their "faith". Others I suspect are doing it purely because they are vindictive & mean spirited. They like to jump on the bandwagon & want to be part of the new "in crowd" online.
Damnit if you ever refer to me as a Catholoc agein, I will condemn you to hell myself, because I have that speshal gift from God! I make it very clere on my blog here that I hate Catholocs and they discust me, with all there wershup of Mary and the pope and statchues and other atroseties. I could tell right from the gecko that you are just another Catholoc in disguys, I know how you people oparate. You probly report everything to the Vatacan. Well go ahead and report me to the vatacan, God will protect me from the likes of you, and I will not back down! Let you be anathema! :)
When confronted they will lie outright to your face claiming they didn't do anything wrong. Cowards & Bullies. This is how TROLLS operate. They are insecure narcissistic individuals. We should be feeling sorry for them.
Where have I lied? :/ My blog is full of truth, you will not find one single solaterry lie on it. You just don't want to here the truth because it scares you! :)
Then the comments are open to anyone who wishes to leave one but only if they are as nasty as the other cheering squads~I mean readers comments. TROLL authors are egged on by their cheering squads. That's what TROLLS are striving for. The admiration of being nasty. Everyone in this mindset thinks it's hilarious. It is a nasty online clique & they all belong together. Misery loves company. :(
You are obviously a sad, lonely woman who is jealous of me. :( I'm sorry that you see that my having so many readers (I get as many as 20,000 a day) is a thret because you are not as popular as me in blogland. :/ Why don't you come out of the darkness you are living in and come follow me? Be a part of my werld, and you will find everlasting joy. :) I have the truth and the Werds of life. I suggest that you order my free ebook, The Happy Happy Joy Joy Christian Homemaker, it will open your eyes and you will be on the way to living every day full of happiness where you wake up with a smile and go to bed with a smile, even if you get bitten by a rattlesnake, your husband is a deadbeat who won't pay his taxes, and CPS takes away your children. :)
I wonder if these TROLLS who act this way online have children. ? Most likely they do. Which brings me to my next question: if they are spreading such lies & hate, what then are they teaching their own children?
Yes, I do have children and thay are vary smart and well behaved. :) Since we are a true Christian family thay never disobay me. :) They are compleatly aware of my blog becauze I preach the truth and want them to know truth, and also that I am fighting eval with my truth. ;) My 2yo sometimes even does the typing for me while I dictate to her. :) She has to be prepared to confront all the eval Catholocs in this world when she grows up and the time to trane her is NOW.
I find it interesting that some of the TROLLS like to keep their names & online profiles private. What's the matter? Can't you stand behind what you write? Can't you sign your name or an alias instead of anonymous? Can't you have an enabled profile like the majority of us? TROLLS are cowards.
I try to stay somewhat anonimyss by only posting etched pictures, but my meez charachture does look very much like me, and you can tell how beautiful I am from my etched profile. One reason I stay anonimyss is because so meny people are jeallus of me and I fere for my children's safety hear in our small town. :/ But the biggest reason is because the times that I posted real photographs, I kept getting bombarded by modelling agencies and also getting vial and disgusting comments referring to my hot body, asking me things like, "Are they real?" :( Even though they are real and spectaculer, I just can't do this any longer sence now I'm a true Christian. It could be one of your own husbands ladies, and I shoud not cause a brouther to stumble. (See Romans 14:13, if your a true Christian, in your King James Bible.) It would just brake my hart to think of turning on so meny men, and to think what they might be doing while looking at my pictures....that just discusts me. :/
Dear Lost One: Won't you fall to your knees this very moment, and acknowledge that you are a sinner and want to be just like me? Then, won't you accept my free gift - my ebook - which could save your life? Just tell the Lord that you are sorry for being a dumb ass and accept this free gift from me, and you will be saved. If you truly believe on this, then you will not be ashamed to confess it to others - "For I am not ashamed of the gospel of Mandy." When a person truly accepts this gift, the Holy Spirit of God literally comes to live within that person, if you start thinking exactly like me, that will be a big clue that you are on the right path. I will help guide you in your Christian walk.
Have a blessed day, unless your Catholoc. :)
http://fruitofthespiritg.blogspot.com/2008/07/blog-parodies-slander.html
WARNING: Just be careful ladies, it is a horable website, so don't open it while your preshous children are around. :(
Now I have some responses to this particular anti-Mandyite and all the others out there.
I feel that the catholic bloggers do this because they really believe the garbage they are being fed under the guise of their "faith". Others I suspect are doing it purely because they are vindictive & mean spirited. They like to jump on the bandwagon & want to be part of the new "in crowd" online.
Damnit if you ever refer to me as a Catholoc agein, I will condemn you to hell myself, because I have that speshal gift from God! I make it very clere on my blog here that I hate Catholocs and they discust me, with all there wershup of Mary and the pope and statchues and other atroseties. I could tell right from the gecko that you are just another Catholoc in disguys, I know how you people oparate. You probly report everything to the Vatacan. Well go ahead and report me to the vatacan, God will protect me from the likes of you, and I will not back down! Let you be anathema! :)
When confronted they will lie outright to your face claiming they didn't do anything wrong. Cowards & Bullies. This is how TROLLS operate. They are insecure narcissistic individuals. We should be feeling sorry for them.
Where have I lied? :/ My blog is full of truth, you will not find one single solaterry lie on it. You just don't want to here the truth because it scares you! :)
Then the comments are open to anyone who wishes to leave one but only if they are as nasty as the other cheering squads~I mean readers comments. TROLL authors are egged on by their cheering squads. That's what TROLLS are striving for. The admiration of being nasty. Everyone in this mindset thinks it's hilarious. It is a nasty online clique & they all belong together. Misery loves company. :(
You are obviously a sad, lonely woman who is jealous of me. :( I'm sorry that you see that my having so many readers (I get as many as 20,000 a day) is a thret because you are not as popular as me in blogland. :/ Why don't you come out of the darkness you are living in and come follow me? Be a part of my werld, and you will find everlasting joy. :) I have the truth and the Werds of life. I suggest that you order my free ebook, The Happy Happy Joy Joy Christian Homemaker, it will open your eyes and you will be on the way to living every day full of happiness where you wake up with a smile and go to bed with a smile, even if you get bitten by a rattlesnake, your husband is a deadbeat who won't pay his taxes, and CPS takes away your children. :)
I wonder if these TROLLS who act this way online have children. ? Most likely they do. Which brings me to my next question: if they are spreading such lies & hate, what then are they teaching their own children?
Yes, I do have children and thay are vary smart and well behaved. :) Since we are a true Christian family thay never disobay me. :) They are compleatly aware of my blog becauze I preach the truth and want them to know truth, and also that I am fighting eval with my truth. ;) My 2yo sometimes even does the typing for me while I dictate to her. :) She has to be prepared to confront all the eval Catholocs in this world when she grows up and the time to trane her is NOW.
I find it interesting that some of the TROLLS like to keep their names & online profiles private. What's the matter? Can't you stand behind what you write? Can't you sign your name or an alias instead of anonymous? Can't you have an enabled profile like the majority of us? TROLLS are cowards.
I try to stay somewhat anonimyss by only posting etched pictures, but my meez charachture does look very much like me, and you can tell how beautiful I am from my etched profile. One reason I stay anonimyss is because so meny people are jeallus of me and I fere for my children's safety hear in our small town. :/ But the biggest reason is because the times that I posted real photographs, I kept getting bombarded by modelling agencies and also getting vial and disgusting comments referring to my hot body, asking me things like, "Are they real?" :( Even though they are real and spectaculer, I just can't do this any longer sence now I'm a true Christian. It could be one of your own husbands ladies, and I shoud not cause a brouther to stumble. (See Romans 14:13, if your a true Christian, in your King James Bible.) It would just brake my hart to think of turning on so meny men, and to think what they might be doing while looking at my pictures....that just discusts me. :/
Dear Lost One: Won't you fall to your knees this very moment, and acknowledge that you are a sinner and want to be just like me? Then, won't you accept my free gift - my ebook - which could save your life? Just tell the Lord that you are sorry for being a dumb ass and accept this free gift from me, and you will be saved. If you truly believe on this, then you will not be ashamed to confess it to others - "For I am not ashamed of the gospel of Mandy." When a person truly accepts this gift, the Holy Spirit of God literally comes to live within that person, if you start thinking exactly like me, that will be a big clue that you are on the right path. I will help guide you in your Christian walk.
Have a blessed day, unless your Catholoc. :)