Tia, my own personel stalker

For anyone who has been reading my blog for evan a short time, you are undoutedly awaire that Tia regulerly sends me vile, discusting comments. I cannot even repete some of the awefull things she has seid to me. She has attacked my home making skills (obveously a singe of jealousy), my mothering skills, my Famuous Salmon, my luxuryous castle in which I abide, and the fact that my husband is a hot, adorible inventer/politicion that she wishes where her own. I feel sorry for her. She is sad and loanly. She has resently advised one of my dear readers to go out and do horable, detestible acts that no True Christian would ever do. :(

Tia, I realize that you try to come across as an athiest to get my attenshon, but I am two smart for you. I can tell you are Catholoc, and that you worship Mary. Nobody else would have such a potty mouth; I know how all you Catholocs curse and sin and do whatevar you want, because you think you can just go to confeshon the next day. :( That is wear you are wrong, Tia. You're Sol is going to burn in hell vary soon because of you're stuborness and unwillingness to here the truth.

Ladies, we nead to prey for Tia, that she would come out of the Whore of Babble-on and be a true, KJV-only, Bible-beleiveing, Holey-Spirit lead Christian, like me. It's so sad, because evan athiests have a bettar chanse at getting saved then Catholocs. :(

Now, to address the importent issue hear, which is my deer reader who was reaching out. Her name is KritterC, and she is a pour lost Catholoc, but I beleive she is reely, truely seaking. Since I have the gift of the Holey Spirit, I can tell when someone is being authentic, and I can tell you, she is. Obveously, our Lord has something vary speshial planed for her life, and He has sent me to be Salt and Light for her.

KritterC, what Amanda seid in her comment is so vary true. It is probly due to you're being Catholoc that caused your preshious, sweaty-pie hubby to die. :( That is God's punishment for you, for being a membar of the church of Satin. But sinse you are honastly seeking Him now, He will most definately send a Wander-Hubby almost as grate as mine you're way, I just know it. :)

Some tips:

1. Do not evar step inside a Catholoc church again. Find a true, Bible-beleiving, KJV-only Church and start attending THIS Sunday. Hear are some realy hopefull signes that you have found a True Church: (a) the Paster is jolly, overwait, and has an over-comb, (b) his wife plays the piano for worship and quire songs, and (c) thay home-school (because thay know public schools are eval) and have 4 kids or more - than that is a shure sign you are in the right place! :)

2. Spend lots of time at Meez PrayzParties, you nevar know when a handsome Christian fellow may come in looking for a wife. ;) ;) ;)

3. Loose that freaking waight by exsersising 6 hours a day like me. It is vary importent to be hot because men are visual creatchures, thay nead a hot body to look at. If your not hot, thay will just check out a young hot women like me. Beleive me, I know firsthand how painful it to be the object of men's gawking. :( Now, since you are so old, you have moore time then a young hot mommy like myself, I actually think you should be exsersicing for at least 8 hours a day. In fact, my advise is to just get up in the morning, start running, and don't stop until dinner time. :)

4. Send me your address and phone numbar because I have lots of wonderfull, Christian mail freinds who are looking for wives. :)