Having a really hard time with the exercise thing and I shouldn't because you don't and you have two more children than I do. I have a two year old and an infant and I really, really need to drop quite a bit of weight. I have found that unless I work out about an hour a day (hard) and watch what I am eating I either don't lose or even gain.
This is while nursing ! Anyway, DH works shifts and I never know if he will be up with us during the day, off doing something for himself, working overtime or sleeping.
I have a treadmil and find it hard to get the girls to give me a solid block of time (to get 45 min it it will take at least an hour and a half with all the interruptions) then I need to shower...etc.
Maybe I am just going to have to let go of a bunch of other things in my routine? I do take the girls for about an hour walk/play time, but if I make that an exercise thing I will have to put my toddler in the stroller and the point is for her to get exercise
We are not in the greatest neighborhood so going out without my DH is not an option. DH simply cannot be counted on because his job often calls him out.
Should I just bite the bullet at nap time and work out (baby sometimes still keeps me up with teething so Mommy sometimes naps too). Anyway, any advice would be appreciated.
Many Blessings,
An Admirer
OK, a couple of things here.
First, you need to have a joyful attetude like mine. That is you're first step to loosing wait. :)
What is sucking you're joy? Well, I can see right away from you're letter that your sweet hubby needs to re-evaluate his job. What kind of work is he doing that is calling him to be away from his family so much? It is obvious to me that you are materialistic, superfishal Christians. In fact, it wouldent surprize me if you were Catholoc. It is time to get into an authentec 1611 KJV Bible and find a true, KJV-only, Bible-beleiveing church. Money is not that importent, and if you are a true Christian you will not evan want to live the way you are living anymore. It's more importent that your sweet hubby is abel to spend time with his family, fullfilling his dutie as a husband and father, before employee. So he needs to quit his job and do something where he can spend more time with his family. Their are meny ways of cutting back on expences. For example, you may think you need 3 square meals a day, but you are fooling yourself! Besides, you're fat, so you know you don't need to eat. :? You're house is obviously too big and you need into move to something smaller. No family needs more than a 2-bedroom house. Ours is 2-bedrooms, and it is like a luxuryous castle to me! It all has to do with you're attitude. When you sell you're oversized house, sell all you're nice oversized furniture, get rid of you're oversized materilistic attitude, and you will simeltaniously get rid of your oversized body. When you move into you're new home, use the money you made to buy some cheap, but lovely, furniture from Walmart and Orientel Tradeing Compeny. Then you can send the rest of you're money to me and Derik and we will be happy to invest it for you. ;)
Second, I'm sorry if I sound blunt, but you seriousley need a reality check regarding excersize. One hour of excersize is rediculous, no wander you're so fat! I excersize 6 hours a day. Having small children is just an excuse. Hear are some things you can do:
You will be surprized at how much a young child is abel to excercise. Have you herd about the little boy in India who ran 40 miles without stopping? Well, my children are vary athletic like that because we have traned them that way. So, you can require you're babies to run along side you when you're jogging, and you can have them do the Tite-Ass 2 tapes alongside you. That way you both get excericize.
Now, if you nead to, you can also put you're babies in a playpen while you workout. I have written before about the wanders of playpens. Well-traned children can sit for hours in a playpen without ever making a fuss.
Have a blessed day, unless you're Catholoc, which I highly expect. :?
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Friday, July 18, 2008
Ladies, do you dress like a Woman of the Night?
My dear readers,
How do you dress? Do you dress like a true, Christian lady, or a Woman of the Night?
As KJV only lovely Christian ladies, we are to be holey and set appart, so that when we go to Walmart people will look at us and KNOW that we are KJV only Christians.
Here is how a Woman of the Night dresses:
Notice how cheap and tacky a Woman of the Night looks. She has no cents of style or modasty. Jeans and pants also tend to show those bulges and sadlebags on the thighs. :( Not that I've ever had that problam, but I do see that on women who ware jeans and pants all the time. Its not a pretty site, ladies. :?
A true Christian lady will wear a dress like one of these:
Before I was a Christian, I dressed like a Woman of the Night. But when I became a Christian and read the autherized 1611 King James Bible all the way threw for the first time, God showed me that I had to change my weighs. I didn't realy want two, because I have a vary hot body from working out 6 hours a day and I wanted to show it off. :? T-shirts draw attentian to my purky breasts and jeans draw attentian to my tite ass. I liked the way women looked at me with envy and men staired at me and winked, or smiled, or asked for my phone numbar. (When I was single, I had no problam getting a date. ;) )
But now that I dress like a true Christian lady, I get so much more respect. Men still stair, but it's a look of admaration and not lust. It's sad, because I've had many men confess to me thay wish they're wive's would dress like me. :( Women now look at me with admaration and not envy, and evan aproach me and ask me Bible questions or Christian mothering advise. They can just tell by looking at me that I'm a born-again Christian! (I admit, they also ask me about my excersise reccomendations - I get mistakan for a fittness coach all the time.)
If you are a true Christian woman you would not ware sweatpants and a big T-shirt eather. That is not dressing like a femanine lady, that is being an ugly, slopey frump, and an embaressment to you're sweet hubby. You know that you're soul purpose in life on earth is to please you're hubby. I can personelIy garuentee that he would be daleriosly happy for you to ware any of the lovely dresses above. ;)
Some women say thay can't ware dresses because thay can't work in a dress. But that is just a laizy excuse. If you think it's not possible to do you're work in a dress, hear are some pictures of women working in beautiful dresses:
Vaccuming:
Jogging:
A beautiful, feminane dress can work wanders, hence, I encoarege you to go to Goodwill right now and buy some dresses like the ones above.
Have a blessed day! :)
How do you dress? Do you dress like a true, Christian lady, or a Woman of the Night?
As KJV only lovely Christian ladies, we are to be holey and set appart, so that when we go to Walmart people will look at us and KNOW that we are KJV only Christians.
Here is how a Woman of the Night dresses:
Notice how cheap and tacky a Woman of the Night looks. She has no cents of style or modasty. Jeans and pants also tend to show those bulges and sadlebags on the thighs. :( Not that I've ever had that problam, but I do see that on women who ware jeans and pants all the time. Its not a pretty site, ladies. :?
A true Christian lady will wear a dress like one of these:
Before I was a Christian, I dressed like a Woman of the Night. But when I became a Christian and read the autherized 1611 King James Bible all the way threw for the first time, God showed me that I had to change my weighs. I didn't realy want two, because I have a vary hot body from working out 6 hours a day and I wanted to show it off. :? T-shirts draw attentian to my purky breasts and jeans draw attentian to my tite ass. I liked the way women looked at me with envy and men staired at me and winked, or smiled, or asked for my phone numbar. (When I was single, I had no problam getting a date. ;) )
But now that I dress like a true Christian lady, I get so much more respect. Men still stair, but it's a look of admaration and not lust. It's sad, because I've had many men confess to me thay wish they're wive's would dress like me. :( Women now look at me with admaration and not envy, and evan aproach me and ask me Bible questions or Christian mothering advise. They can just tell by looking at me that I'm a born-again Christian! (I admit, they also ask me about my excersise reccomendations - I get mistakan for a fittness coach all the time.)
If you are a true Christian woman you would not ware sweatpants and a big T-shirt eather. That is not dressing like a femanine lady, that is being an ugly, slopey frump, and an embaressment to you're sweet hubby. You know that you're soul purpose in life on earth is to please you're hubby. I can personelIy garuentee that he would be daleriosly happy for you to ware any of the lovely dresses above. ;)
Some women say thay can't ware dresses because thay can't work in a dress. But that is just a laizy excuse. If you think it's not possible to do you're work in a dress, hear are some pictures of women working in beautiful dresses:
Vaccuming:
Jogging:
A beautiful, feminane dress can work wanders, hence, I encoarege you to go to Goodwill right now and buy some dresses like the ones above.
Have a blessed day! :)
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
Note to my admirers
For those of you who have blogs and left suportave coments hear, I have put your blog url in my sidebar under "my blog lists." If you want me to remove it, or you wood like you're blog added, just let me now. :-?
This does not go for you blogers who are listed under "sick anti-Mandy blogs". :( You're eval weighs must be expsoased and I will not back down! :)
Have a blessed day, unless your a stoopid Catholoc. :)
This does not go for you blogers who are listed under "sick anti-Mandy blogs". :( You're eval weighs must be expsoased and I will not back down! :)
Have a blessed day, unless your a stoopid Catholoc. :)
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
A vary inspiring video
These people have such admarable faith! Derik and I might considar moving to West Verginia.
Traning You're Children
Some of you have inquired about what I have my Baby Girl do during the day, so I thouhgt I would share. Baby Girl is only 2 and she is vary smart and advanced in meny things, but the biggest reason she can do so much is because I have been dilagant about traning her from the day she was born. :) If you start diligantly traning your children now, you can have them turn out almost as perfect as mine. ;)
By the way, Baby Girl loves to help me with household chores - another blessing for propperly traning her. ;) I expect all chores to be done happely and with a smile. She is never aloud to cry about silly things, such as doing chores or getting tired. ;)
NOTE: There are times I just can't be with Baby Girl (like, when I go running for 2 hours) so then I put her in her playpen with a toy. Since she is so well-traned she happily sits there for as long as I need her to, smiling and never crieing. :) She has learned to be joyfull in all sitchuations from me. :) Ladies, it is so importent to remember that you are constently setting an eggsample for your children. :)
Baby Girl's Chore List
* Make up crib in mourning
* Get herself dressed
* Brush her hare and teath
* Take sheats off crib once a week and wash them (she uses my Tite-Ass 2 Lifter to help her reach things, such as the top of the warshing mashine)
* Pick up all toys and put them in there *propper* places. I expect nothing less! :)
* Empty all trashes, and take out to curb on garbege day
* Feed pet rattlesnake and clean cage
* Clear dishes from table after meals, and wipe
* Knead Asstounding Bread dough
* Unload dishwasher
* Load dishwasher and start
* Read allowed from her KJV Bible during family devoshion time. (She has a genuous IQ like me, and has been invited to be in MENSA)
* Sweap and mop all hard floors
* Run vaccume (she is vary strong because of my propper traning)
* Dust her room
* Change her own diepers
* Wash and fold her diepers and her own laundry
Ladies, with proper traning and guidence from you, you're little ones can learn to be helpful around the house too - and to do it with a smile! The time to trane them is rite now. Don't neglect this importent God-given dutie. :)
A question from a dear reader:
Q: Mandy,does your baby girl knead the bread with her hands or feet. My little girl just isn't strong enough yet so I've been having her stomp the bread like a wine maker. But husband says it reminds him of I Love Lucy to see her stomping the bread and wants me do it myself with my hands!I've duct taped weights to her wrists so she can work her muscles all the time, so it shuldn't be a problum for too longer. -MilehiMama
A: No, I have never alloud Baby Girl knead the bread with her feet - only her hands. First of all, she is vary strong because she has been doing this since she started walking at 7 months, so she is used to it. But also, I don't have a problim because I have traned her propperly. You are obviosley not traning your daughter propperly and consistantly to work hard, but are traning her to be laizy. You must stop this at once. It is importent that Christian parents teach they're children the right way to do things, because otherwise you are sinning. Require her to knead with her hands, and nothing else. If she cries or refuses to listen to you, hear is what to do: Have her go outside and pull a small branch from a bush or tree and bring it to you. Then, give her 7 lashes (the number of God) on her leg and tell her what to do again. If she doesn't obay emmediatley, give her 7 more lashes. Repete this routine until she listens to you and kneads the dough propperly with her hands. :) (Don't worry about bruzing, as this may occur, but it will go away quickly. :) Just put a long skirt on her.)
Have a blessed day. :)
By the way, Baby Girl loves to help me with household chores - another blessing for propperly traning her. ;) I expect all chores to be done happely and with a smile. She is never aloud to cry about silly things, such as doing chores or getting tired. ;)
NOTE: There are times I just can't be with Baby Girl (like, when I go running for 2 hours) so then I put her in her playpen with a toy. Since she is so well-traned she happily sits there for as long as I need her to, smiling and never crieing. :) She has learned to be joyfull in all sitchuations from me. :) Ladies, it is so importent to remember that you are constently setting an eggsample for your children. :)
Baby Girl's Chore List
* Make up crib in mourning
* Get herself dressed
* Brush her hare and teath
* Take sheats off crib once a week and wash them (she uses my Tite-Ass 2 Lifter to help her reach things, such as the top of the warshing mashine)
* Pick up all toys and put them in there *propper* places. I expect nothing less! :)
* Empty all trashes, and take out to curb on garbege day
* Feed pet rattlesnake and clean cage
* Clear dishes from table after meals, and wipe
* Knead Asstounding Bread dough
* Unload dishwasher
* Load dishwasher and start
* Read allowed from her KJV Bible during family devoshion time. (She has a genuous IQ like me, and has been invited to be in MENSA)
* Sweap and mop all hard floors
* Run vaccume (she is vary strong because of my propper traning)
* Dust her room
* Change her own diepers
* Wash and fold her diepers and her own laundry
Ladies, with proper traning and guidence from you, you're little ones can learn to be helpful around the house too - and to do it with a smile! The time to trane them is rite now. Don't neglect this importent God-given dutie. :)
A question from a dear reader:
Q: Mandy,does your baby girl knead the bread with her hands or feet. My little girl just isn't strong enough yet so I've been having her stomp the bread like a wine maker. But husband says it reminds him of I Love Lucy to see her stomping the bread and wants me do it myself with my hands!I've duct taped weights to her wrists so she can work her muscles all the time, so it shuldn't be a problum for too longer. -MilehiMama
A: No, I have never alloud Baby Girl knead the bread with her feet - only her hands. First of all, she is vary strong because she has been doing this since she started walking at 7 months, so she is used to it. But also, I don't have a problim because I have traned her propperly. You are obviosley not traning your daughter propperly and consistantly to work hard, but are traning her to be laizy. You must stop this at once. It is importent that Christian parents teach they're children the right way to do things, because otherwise you are sinning. Require her to knead with her hands, and nothing else. If she cries or refuses to listen to you, hear is what to do: Have her go outside and pull a small branch from a bush or tree and bring it to you. Then, give her 7 lashes (the number of God) on her leg and tell her what to do again. If she doesn't obay emmediatley, give her 7 more lashes. Repete this routine until she listens to you and kneads the dough propperly with her hands. :) (Don't worry about bruzing, as this may occur, but it will go away quickly. :) Just put a long skirt on her.)
Have a blessed day. :)
Sunday, July 13, 2008
Anti-Mandy Websites :(
Some lovely, true Christian, KJV-only ladies in long dresses alerted me to the fact that there are some anti-Mandy websites out there who like to spread vial and discusting rumers and lies about me. :( One such website can be found here:
http://fruitofthespiritg.blogspot.com/2008/07/blog-parodies-slander.html
WARNING: Just be careful ladies, it is a horable website, so don't open it while your preshous children are around. :(
Now I have some responses to this particular anti-Mandyite and all the others out there.
I feel that the catholic bloggers do this because they really believe the garbage they are being fed under the guise of their "faith". Others I suspect are doing it purely because they are vindictive & mean spirited. They like to jump on the bandwagon & want to be part of the new "in crowd" online.
Damnit if you ever refer to me as a Catholoc agein, I will condemn you to hell myself, because I have that speshal gift from God! I make it very clere on my blog here that I hate Catholocs and they discust me, with all there wershup of Mary and the pope and statchues and other atroseties. I could tell right from the gecko that you are just another Catholoc in disguys, I know how you people oparate. You probly report everything to the Vatacan. Well go ahead and report me to the vatacan, God will protect me from the likes of you, and I will not back down! Let you be anathema! :)
When confronted they will lie outright to your face claiming they didn't do anything wrong. Cowards & Bullies. This is how TROLLS operate. They are insecure narcissistic individuals. We should be feeling sorry for them.
Where have I lied? :/ My blog is full of truth, you will not find one single solaterry lie on it. You just don't want to here the truth because it scares you! :)
Then the comments are open to anyone who wishes to leave one but only if they are as nasty as the other cheering squads~I mean readers comments. TROLL authors are egged on by their cheering squads. That's what TROLLS are striving for. The admiration of being nasty. Everyone in this mindset thinks it's hilarious. It is a nasty online clique & they all belong together. Misery loves company. :(
You are obviously a sad, lonely woman who is jealous of me. :( I'm sorry that you see that my having so many readers (I get as many as 20,000 a day) is a thret because you are not as popular as me in blogland. :/ Why don't you come out of the darkness you are living in and come follow me? Be a part of my werld, and you will find everlasting joy. :) I have the truth and the Werds of life. I suggest that you order my free ebook, The Happy Happy Joy Joy Christian Homemaker, it will open your eyes and you will be on the way to living every day full of happiness where you wake up with a smile and go to bed with a smile, even if you get bitten by a rattlesnake, your husband is a deadbeat who won't pay his taxes, and CPS takes away your children. :)
I wonder if these TROLLS who act this way online have children. ? Most likely they do. Which brings me to my next question: if they are spreading such lies & hate, what then are they teaching their own children?
Yes, I do have children and thay are vary smart and well behaved. :) Since we are a true Christian family thay never disobay me. :) They are compleatly aware of my blog becauze I preach the truth and want them to know truth, and also that I am fighting eval with my truth. ;) My 2yo sometimes even does the typing for me while I dictate to her. :) She has to be prepared to confront all the eval Catholocs in this world when she grows up and the time to trane her is NOW.
I find it interesting that some of the TROLLS like to keep their names & online profiles private. What's the matter? Can't you stand behind what you write? Can't you sign your name or an alias instead of anonymous? Can't you have an enabled profile like the majority of us? TROLLS are cowards.
I try to stay somewhat anonimyss by only posting etched pictures, but my meez charachture does look very much like me, and you can tell how beautiful I am from my etched profile. One reason I stay anonimyss is because so meny people are jeallus of me and I fere for my children's safety hear in our small town. :/ But the biggest reason is because the times that I posted real photographs, I kept getting bombarded by modelling agencies and also getting vial and disgusting comments referring to my hot body, asking me things like, "Are they real?" :( Even though they are real and spectaculer, I just can't do this any longer sence now I'm a true Christian. It could be one of your own husbands ladies, and I shoud not cause a brouther to stumble. (See Romans 14:13, if your a true Christian, in your King James Bible.) It would just brake my hart to think of turning on so meny men, and to think what they might be doing while looking at my pictures....that just discusts me. :/
Dear Lost One: Won't you fall to your knees this very moment, and acknowledge that you are a sinner and want to be just like me? Then, won't you accept my free gift - my ebook - which could save your life? Just tell the Lord that you are sorry for being a dumb ass and accept this free gift from me, and you will be saved. If you truly believe on this, then you will not be ashamed to confess it to others - "For I am not ashamed of the gospel of Mandy." When a person truly accepts this gift, the Holy Spirit of God literally comes to live within that person, if you start thinking exactly like me, that will be a big clue that you are on the right path. I will help guide you in your Christian walk.
Have a blessed day, unless your Catholoc. :)
http://fruitofthespiritg.blogspot.com/2008/07/blog-parodies-slander.html
WARNING: Just be careful ladies, it is a horable website, so don't open it while your preshous children are around. :(
Now I have some responses to this particular anti-Mandyite and all the others out there.
I feel that the catholic bloggers do this because they really believe the garbage they are being fed under the guise of their "faith". Others I suspect are doing it purely because they are vindictive & mean spirited. They like to jump on the bandwagon & want to be part of the new "in crowd" online.
Damnit if you ever refer to me as a Catholoc agein, I will condemn you to hell myself, because I have that speshal gift from God! I make it very clere on my blog here that I hate Catholocs and they discust me, with all there wershup of Mary and the pope and statchues and other atroseties. I could tell right from the gecko that you are just another Catholoc in disguys, I know how you people oparate. You probly report everything to the Vatacan. Well go ahead and report me to the vatacan, God will protect me from the likes of you, and I will not back down! Let you be anathema! :)
When confronted they will lie outright to your face claiming they didn't do anything wrong. Cowards & Bullies. This is how TROLLS operate. They are insecure narcissistic individuals. We should be feeling sorry for them.
Where have I lied? :/ My blog is full of truth, you will not find one single solaterry lie on it. You just don't want to here the truth because it scares you! :)
Then the comments are open to anyone who wishes to leave one but only if they are as nasty as the other cheering squads~I mean readers comments. TROLL authors are egged on by their cheering squads. That's what TROLLS are striving for. The admiration of being nasty. Everyone in this mindset thinks it's hilarious. It is a nasty online clique & they all belong together. Misery loves company. :(
You are obviously a sad, lonely woman who is jealous of me. :( I'm sorry that you see that my having so many readers (I get as many as 20,000 a day) is a thret because you are not as popular as me in blogland. :/ Why don't you come out of the darkness you are living in and come follow me? Be a part of my werld, and you will find everlasting joy. :) I have the truth and the Werds of life. I suggest that you order my free ebook, The Happy Happy Joy Joy Christian Homemaker, it will open your eyes and you will be on the way to living every day full of happiness where you wake up with a smile and go to bed with a smile, even if you get bitten by a rattlesnake, your husband is a deadbeat who won't pay his taxes, and CPS takes away your children. :)
I wonder if these TROLLS who act this way online have children. ? Most likely they do. Which brings me to my next question: if they are spreading such lies & hate, what then are they teaching their own children?
Yes, I do have children and thay are vary smart and well behaved. :) Since we are a true Christian family thay never disobay me. :) They are compleatly aware of my blog becauze I preach the truth and want them to know truth, and also that I am fighting eval with my truth. ;) My 2yo sometimes even does the typing for me while I dictate to her. :) She has to be prepared to confront all the eval Catholocs in this world when she grows up and the time to trane her is NOW.
I find it interesting that some of the TROLLS like to keep their names & online profiles private. What's the matter? Can't you stand behind what you write? Can't you sign your name or an alias instead of anonymous? Can't you have an enabled profile like the majority of us? TROLLS are cowards.
I try to stay somewhat anonimyss by only posting etched pictures, but my meez charachture does look very much like me, and you can tell how beautiful I am from my etched profile. One reason I stay anonimyss is because so meny people are jeallus of me and I fere for my children's safety hear in our small town. :/ But the biggest reason is because the times that I posted real photographs, I kept getting bombarded by modelling agencies and also getting vial and disgusting comments referring to my hot body, asking me things like, "Are they real?" :( Even though they are real and spectaculer, I just can't do this any longer sence now I'm a true Christian. It could be one of your own husbands ladies, and I shoud not cause a brouther to stumble. (See Romans 14:13, if your a true Christian, in your King James Bible.) It would just brake my hart to think of turning on so meny men, and to think what they might be doing while looking at my pictures....that just discusts me. :/
Dear Lost One: Won't you fall to your knees this very moment, and acknowledge that you are a sinner and want to be just like me? Then, won't you accept my free gift - my ebook - which could save your life? Just tell the Lord that you are sorry for being a dumb ass and accept this free gift from me, and you will be saved. If you truly believe on this, then you will not be ashamed to confess it to others - "For I am not ashamed of the gospel of Mandy." When a person truly accepts this gift, the Holy Spirit of God literally comes to live within that person, if you start thinking exactly like me, that will be a big clue that you are on the right path. I will help guide you in your Christian walk.
Have a blessed day, unless your Catholoc. :)
Saturday, July 12, 2008
Which Bible Character Are You?
Your Result: You're Jesus. You're probably the most famous Jew in the world. Congratulations.
Sorry I don't have time to blog today because we are having compeny over for my Famous Salmon, but I just thought I would post this quiz result for fun! I really wasn't surprized with the results, because when the people who don't like me persacute me, I remember, they are persacuting Christ.
You can take this quiz here.
One more thing before I sign off here, I have ALOT of readers and get asked about 20,000 or more questions each day, and even thow I am a spead reader with a genuious eye cue, I just don't have time to answer everybody. But if I think you're question is importent, than I will try to answer it when I get a chance. ;)
Have a blessed day, unless you are Catholoc. :)