The real Mandy

Hello. I have anonymously hacked into Mandy's blog to give her readers a glimpse into the real life of Mandy....sorry folks, this an excerpt from her real-life diary and I think you should all be aware....please read with caution while you can, before she finds out.
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9:08 Get up...Crap!! Realyze I hit the snouze button for an hour, it quit going off, wunderhubby allready went to work, and the house is dead quiet because the kids and I have all been sleaping. Sense no kids are bothering me, go online.

9:40 Eldest rebellious strong-willed brat son comes in my room and asks for breckfest. I quickly shuve laptop under bed before he notices, and yell for the other kids to get up.

9:50 Pour kids bowls of Luckey Charms

10:30 Get dressed in lovely dress and fuzzy slippers, tell kids to go get dressed. Tell oldest to help yunger siblengs. Throw serial bowls in dishwasher, quickly swipe tabel & counters

10:45: Go online again and play with Meez charectar while ignoring the comotion in the kids' room, change Meez outfit, and then make up fake to-do list. Blog about how my day will be so buzy today, that I won't have time to blog.

11:15 Go check other blogs and leave comments

11:30 Read some Jack Chick comics online

11:45 Yell at kids to shut up and play with their damn video games. All is quiet. Go back to reading Jack Chick. Wow...he is sooooo good.

12:05 Get out waits and do 5 bisep curls, then 2 pushups, and 3 situps.

12:10 Wipe off and blog about doing a 75-minute workout.

12:16 Make Jiff Peanut Butter sandwiches with Wunder Bread, serve with barbie-que potatoe chips.

12:25 Post some homemaid peanut butter recipie, along with an Asstounding Bread recipe that I dreamt up last night; post about the horrars of nutrishonally depleated foods such as potatoe chips that I read about in some nutrishon book; tell kids to clean up lunch mess while I blog

12:32 Find my faverite Dave Hunt anti-Catholoc artecle, copy & paste onto my blog and pretend it's my own

12:40 Go to kitchen to disscover it still a mess from lunch, beat spank the oldest brat child for not cleening up kitchen yet

12:45 Change Meez character's close again while stupid brat independant son cleens kitchen

1:00 Send kids to their bedrooms, lock doors, and demand tell them that they need to take naps, or they will not get to come out.

1:05 Get on computer and read blogs, such as Candy is A Lier, Come Out of Her, Vizits to Candyland, Sweaping the Home. Create fake accounts and leave fake coments and questiens since I don't want anyone to know I actually read them.

4:00 Unlock kids' rooms and let them out. Call a few naybers to reassure them that the screems were nothing. Have a real beer to relax. Plan on blogging about it being a fake beer later.

4:15 Have another beer. Change Meez charectar.

4:35 And another beer. Smile warmley, and wonder why other moms aren't enjoying motherhoud as much as you do.

5:00 Order pizza

5:30 Have another beer, and write about how happy I feel.

6:00 Eat pizza w/ happy kids and hubby, on paper plates, watching tv.

6:30 Have another beer, throw away paper plates and pizza boxes.

6:50 Add to my happy post, while having another beer.

7:20 Send kids to watch tv in bed until they fall asleap. This time, have a shot of vodka, because I deserve it.

7:30 Announce Meez Prayz Partie

1:00 AM - after Meez Gossip Prayz Partie go to bed [hic]